Sundays, even for entrepreneurs who seldom take a break, are days when you don’t mind giving the brain a little bit of rest. We had an amazing event yesterday in the form of eSparks 2013 where 12 of the best eCommerce companies presented. Post this grand success, amidst all the chatter, our team landed upon the topic of apps and let some PJisms flow. So here is our little capsule of humour which we bring every Sunday! (Check out the lighter side of startup demos/pitches and 5 kinds of people you’d meet at a startup event)
If any app developers are offended by this, do accept our app-ologies!
What’s a word to describe:
Fear of apps: App-rehension
Medical disorder for app developers: App-endicitis
First app developed: Bootstr-app
Apple’s struggle to remain app ecosystem king: Gr-app-le
The father of all apps: Ba-app
An app that demonstrates gravity: App-le
A soothing app: App-ointment
An app for sinners: Pa-app
An app from the far-east: J-app
Bad apps – what do you call an app that:
Everybody has seen but nobody wants to talk about: App-arition
Is designed for only a section of society and not others: App-artheid
Is painfully bundled with another app: App-endage
Nobody will ever use: Scr-app
Will put you to sleep: N-app
Is so bad, you wonder why anyone in their right mind would release it: App-alling
Is so terrible, you want to hit the person who designed it: Sl-app
Was built to get you stuck: Tr-app
Was a good idea that went completely wrong: Mish-app
Is probably designed by the same jerks who wrote this column: Cr-app
Do you have more quips to add? Get them onto twitter now! Use the hashtag #apphumour